When Linda Ronstadt released her version of the Rolling Stones song “Tumbling Dice” (she and Mick Jagger dated for a while), I was reminded again of how masterful the Jagger/Richards team was at crafting song lyrics.  The song is included on her 1977 album Simple Dreams; Linda had to noticeably slow the tempo in order to get all of those words out of her mouth but still turns in a fine performance.  The Ronstadt concert that forms the focal point of the 1978 film FM also features “Tumbling Dice”.  But there was no need to look up the words that time; Linda Ronstadt included the lyrics on most of her albums, so they were right there on the album sleeve.  These are the original lyrics for “Tumbling Dice” as the Stones sang them – I will just give all of them this time; they are that great: 

     Women think I’m tasty, but they’re always tryin’ to waste me

     And make me burn the candle right down,

     But baby, baby, I don’t need no jewels in my crown.

     ’Cause all you women is low down gamblers,

     Cheatin’ like I don’t know how,

     But baby, baby, there’s fever in the funk house now.

     This low down bitchin’ got my poor feet a itchin’,

     You know you know the deuce is still wild.

     Baby, I can’t stay, you got to roll me

     And call me the tumblin’ dice.

     Always in a hurry, I never stop to worry,

     Don’t you see the time flashin’ by.

     Honey, got no money,

     I’m all sixes and sevens and nines.

     Say now, baby, I’m the rank outsider,

     You can be my partner in crime.

     But baby, I can’t stay,

     You got to roll me and call me the tumblin’,

     Roll me and call me the tumblin’ dice.

     Oh, my, my, my, I’m the lone crap shooter,

     Playin’ the field ev’ry night.

     Baby, can’t stay,

     You got to roll me and call me the tumblin’ (dice),

     Roll me and call me the tumblin’ (Got to roll me.) dice.

     Got to roll me. Got to roll me. 

(May 2015)

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